“So it’s true?” She sputters. “You… you really are with all three of them?” I nod. “Turns out, you can have more than one boyfriend! I’m starting a collection.” “Aye,” Zack booms. “A lovely girl like you deserves more than one boyfriend.” He pours a cupful of wine, sniffs it, grimaces, then takes a gulp. “Gotta check it ain’t bad,” he tells me when I side-eye him.