Faking with Benefits
Rate it:
Open Preview
Read between May 29 - July 16, 2025
47%
Flag icon
“Oh, you found Josh’s Mute button,” Zack says casually, uncapping the bottle. “That’s nice.”
49%
Flag icon
Just sit on his face, and if he dies, he dies. 
57%
Flag icon
“If we put a towel down, do you wanna eat in bed? We have seven courses.” “That’s the hottest thing a man has ever said to me,” I breathe.
94%
Flag icon
“You’re so scary,” Zack says into my ear. “Where’s the bathroom? I need to jump out the window to get away from you.” “Most of my dates feel a similar urge. Breathe deep, it’ll pass.”  
96%
Flag icon
After it got leaked that both partners were having affairs, the podcast ended immediately, and they’re now navigating a very messy divorce.  Shame.