“Oh, I’m sorry, do only nerdboy edgelords get to enjoy such cool-kid stuff as sci-fi classics?” I snapped, losing the remainder of my patience. “Did I not understand the assignment about what girls like me were supposed to like, to your personal satisfaction? Maybe you can just tell me which references are in my lane, so I know to stick to them. Am I a Kardashians devotee, perhaps? Housewives of Somewhere, possibly? Seriously, you tell me. I’ll wait.”
