Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter, #1)

by J.K. Rowling

Mr. Dursley hummed as he picked out his most boring tie for work,

😂😂😂😂

Come to think of it, he wasn’t even sure his nephew was called Harry. He’d never even seen the boy. It might have been Harvey. Or Harold.

Harold Porter fer sher

Mrs. Next Door’s

I’d forgotten how funny Rowling’s narrator is 😂

a rather severe-looking woman who was wearing square glasses exactly the shape of the markings the cat had had around its eyes.

QUEEN

Dumbledore, however, was choosing another lemon drop and did not answer.

Priorities.

“Yes, yes, it’s all very sad, but get a grip on yourself,

She is me.