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J.K. Rowling
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July 5 - August 1, 2023
“Well done,” said Harry. “So you’ve finally learned the days of the week.”
sassy harry eats everytime
Professor Severus Snape was Harry’s least favorite teacher. Harry also happened to be Snape’s least favorite student.
and that is why they are father and son
Ron enthusiastically. “I mean, everyone hates him —” “Or maybe,” said a very cold voice right behind them, “he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the school train.”
what i would do to have this scene in the movies
There, his black robes rippling in a cold breeze, stood Severus Snape.
pure sex
“I — I didn’t think —” “That,” said Professor McGonagall, “is obvious.”
GET THEIR ASSES MINERVA
Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.
that’s my man
Come, Severus, there’s a delicious-looking custard tart I want to sample —”
snape may hate everyone but he allows himself to be swept away by albus to eat a custard tart
“Harry,” said Lockhart, his large white teeth gleaming in the sunlight as he shook his head. “Harry, Harry, Harry.”
he’s so fucking funny i cannot
It was remarkable how he could show every one of those brilliant teeth even when he wasn’t talking.
“Why,” demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, “have you outlined all Lockhart’s lessons in little hearts?”
she definitely has
“Signed photos? You’re giving out signed photos, Potter?” Loud and scathing, Draco Malfoy’s voice echoed around the courtyard.
just say you want one and move on
Crabbe and Goyle were sniggering stupidly.
best duo idfc
“You’d better hope Creevey doesn’t meet Ginny, or they’ll be starting a Harry Potter fan club.”
me TOO
Harry looked down at his paper and read: 1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color? 2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s secret ambition? 3. What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart’s greatest achievement to date?
this is why gilderoy lockhart is the best harry potter character of all time
Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas, who were sitting in front, were shaking with silent laughter.
*underrated* duo
Harry scribbled a note to Ron explaining where he’d gone
best friends
Harry didn’t know how to get rid of him. It was like having an extremely talkative shadow.
harry is so fucking real sometimes
Malfoy was on all fours, banging the ground with his fist.
istfg malfoy is so funny in this book without trying
Hagrid appeared at once, looking very grumpy, but his expression brightened when he saw who it was.
🤍🤍🤍
“An’ they haven’t invented a spell our Hermione can’ do,” said Hagrid proudly,
i love him to death
“Gotta bone ter pick with yeh. I’ve heard you’ve bin givin’ out signed photos. How come I haven’t got one?”
supportive king🙌🏻
Snape loomed behind them, half in shadow, wearing a most peculiar expression: It was as though he was trying hard not to smile.
he was thinking about me
“If I might speak, Headmaster,” said Snape from the shadows,
yes please 😉😝
“Potter and his friends may have simply been in the wrong place at the wrong time,” he said,
defending his son
Snape, his black eyes glittering in the candlelight.
if snape bad why pretty?
I personally feel he should be taken off the Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is ready to be honest.” “Really, Severus,” said Professor McGonagall sharply,
their interactions keep me going
“Excuse me,” said Snape icily. “But I believe I am the Potions master at this school.” There was a very awkward pause.
me and my husband are both awkward
“We’d better get to bed before Snape comes along and tries to frame us for something else.”
it’s his way of saying i love u
so far, Harry had been forced to play a simple Transylvanian villager whom Lockhart had cured of a Babbling Curse, a yeti with a head cold, and a vampire who had been unable to eat anything except lettuce since Lockhart had dealt with him.
u can’t tell me lockhart isn’t the funniest part of this whole book??
I’m drinking nothing with Crabbe’s toenails in it —”
Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we’ve got to win today, we’ve got to.” “So no pressure, Harry,” said Fred, winking at him.
it’s these moments that make me actually like fred and george. i still don’t get the insane hype of course but they are funny as HELL especially way more in the books
“Aha,” he said vaguely. “We’ve won.” And he fainted.
THE GWOAT💯🙌🏻🙏🏻
“If Harry had wanted deboning he would have asked.”
BRUHRISJ why didn’t they include ron’s humor more in the movies
“But I shudder to think . . . If Albus hadn’t been on the way downstairs for hot chocolate — who knows what might have —”
he is so GOOFY bro leave it to albus to be sneaking hot chocolate in his slumberwear at 3 am
“You know what, Harry? If he doesn’t stop trying to save your life he’s going to kill you.”
yeah dobbys focking stupid
Gilderoy Lockhart was walking onto the stage, resplendent in robes of deep plum and accompanied by none other than Snape, wearing his usual black.
grumpy/sunshine snape x lockhart fic when??
Snape was looking murderous.
so you mean sexy
said Snape, gliding over like a large and malevolent bat.
mhjnchjabxjsgh he’s so scrumptious
“A boa constrictor told you it had never seen Brazil?” Ron repeated faintly.
another banger ron line
They had sent Harry a toothpick and a note telling him to find out whether he’d be able to stay at Hogwarts for the summer vacation, too.
STOP😭😭💀💀
Harry looked at Ron, bewildered. “That looks more like Goyle,” said Ron. “That’s how he looks every time a teacher asks him a question.”
RON FHWOXJWJ
“‘Potter, can I have your picture, Potter? Can I have your autograph? Can I lick your shoes, please, Potter?’”
PLS💀
Snape had given them so much homework, Harry thought he was likely to be in the sixth year before he finished it.
he wants you to be well educated
“Happy Valentine’s Day!” Lockhart shouted.
oh lord
Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.
you don’t scare me pookie
“It was Hagrid, Ron. Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets fifty years ago.”
okay but tom clearly only showed u this memory so you would THINK it was hagrid. harry use your brain
Hermione lay utterly still, her eyes open and glassy.
BRUHHH
“Haven’t any of the teachers noticed that the Slytherins are all safe?
but also it couldn’t have been a slytherin because how would they get into the gryffindor common room?
He didn’t seem to be able to get rid of the picture of Hermione, lying on the hospital bed as though carved out of stone.
“D’you think they suspect Hagrid?”
this would also suggest that hagrid is the heir to salazar slytherin🤔
