Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3)

by J.K. Rowling

They were watching a brand-new television, a welcome-home-for-the-summer present for Dudley, who had been complaining loudly about the long walk between the fridge and the television in the living room. Dudley had spent most of the summer in the kitchen, his piggy little eyes fixed on the screen and his five chins wobbling as he ate continually.

Oddly relatable

While Muggles have been told that Black is carrying a gun (a kind of metal wand that Muggles use to kill each other),

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