Exasperating (Elite Protection Services #3)
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“You fucked his wife…and his son.” Yep. There it was. What could he say? “Not at the same time?”
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“Your job is to keep his family alive, not stick your dick in them.” Calder snorted, another grin spreading over his face. “Did they die?” he drawled, letting the Texan seep into his voice. “No. In fact, it might be the first time they ever truly lived. My dick changes lives, man.”
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I submit that I’m being unfairly targeted and punished not because I fuck our clients but because I just refuse to marry all of them afterward, and honestly, it’s starting to feel a bit like discrimination.”
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“Assaulting a police officer? Angel face in there? The kid is the personification of a basket of kittens. What did he assault him with? Kindness?” Linc’s lips twitched as he tried to keep a straight face. “A twelve-inch black dildo known as the ‘hole wrecker.’”
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“Don’t pout, sweetness. I’ve spent more than one night thinking about dirtying up that angelic face.”
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Part of him knew it wasn’t the technique but the boy, but that part of him needed to shut the fuck up.
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“Calder needs to settle down with someone, and the only person who can tame a manwhore is a virgin, and of-age virgins are like unicorns.” “The virgin being you,” Wyatt supplied.
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Now you get to offer up your virginity to Calder in exchange for living happily ever after together.
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“Nope. No way. Calder was all over you. He zeroed in on you so fast it was like he could smell your virginity.”
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“Like, way to commit to a plan.” Robby blinked at her. “What?” “Getting Calder to guard your body,” Charlie said as if reminding him they were part of some conspiracy. “I just thought you should make up a stalker, but you literally killed a dude. That’s some Shepherd levels of commitment. I’m impressed.”
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“I mean, it’s extreme, but it worked.” “He didn’t kill a home invader to get laid,” Wyatt exclaimed before asking, “Did you?” Robby sighed. “Seriously?”
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“Do you think your father will try to snatch you again?” Charlie asked. “I don’t know. I hope not.”
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“Calder has fucked so many of Linc’s clients, they think it’s part of their service contract. Trust us, he will never be able to resist you.”
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“First, he beats a cop with a sex toy, and now, he’s murdered a man with a cheese knife. This boy is either a secret assassin or a walking disaster.”
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At this point, he was starting to think his virginity was bulletproof. Even the manwhore didn’t want to fuck him.
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Maybe he hadn’t made it obvious enough? Was standing naked in front of him not obvious?
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Oh, I’m picking up what you’re putting down. You wanna pull a Clinton. That’s perfect. Get him to do everything but the sexing, and eventually, he will throw it all away for that sweet ass of yours.
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Go out there and suck a dick for the greater good.
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“I mean, I’ve only been attacked twice and both times I walked away,” Robby pointed out, his tone almost smug.
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Literally. According to the pathologist, Dr. Gupta, if Robby hadn’t killed him, his next cheeseburger probably would have.
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This was his life now. Overrun and bossed around by two twinks and a scary brunette with no filter.
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More than you should be but too much for me to push you away?”
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“What are we doing, exactly? Are you seducing me? ‘Cause I already said yes.”
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Angel, I love you, too, but I have to tell you, you have a flair for being dramatic.”
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Do you think you earned it, sweetness? Have you been good for me?”
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feel like we’re going to need a crime scene clean up crew,” Robby teased. “‘Cause I murdered that ass?” Calder teased.
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I still can’t believe somebody like you would ever even look at somebody like me.”
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“Did you guys have a fight or something? Before she kicked it, I mean.” Calder laughed in spite of himself. “You are very direct.”