Oh hey, bestie, my bad for not answering when you reached out, I was just hanging out with a bunch of criminals at this semisecret event where the fate of their illegal organization was decided by a group of old ladies who have entirely too much money. Plus, the whole, me commandeering a dagger and almost killing a man, then being shot and nearly dying in said man’s arms while one of the men I’m in love with went on a murderous rampage to avenge me. No big deal. I have a gunshot wound to the chest and I have no idea how long recovery will be, let alone how expensive my hospital bill will add
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