“Millennial Dean Martin,” Slate magazine once called him. I read somewhere that he laughs about that. I don’t doubt it for a minute; of course Max would think he’s too cool even for suave Rat Pack playboy Dean Martin. “Will it help if I carry a black magic marker around town and black out one of his teeth whenever I see his face on a bus stop ad?” Kelsey asks. Noelle widens her eyes at the very suggestion of vandalism. “Yes,” I whisper. “That would be extremely helpful.” “I’ll give him a Frankenstein scar,” Lizzie offers. “That might make him look hotter.” “A penis coming out of his nose?” she
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