"Lube is normal," I agreed. "You, on the other hand, are not." "I don’t see what the problem is," he huffed. "I bought you a present. There's nothing weird about that. You should be thanking me for taking an interest in your life." "Lad, you just bought my dick a present," I deadpanned. "It doesn’t get much weirder than that."
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