Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 3

by Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!”

The state preceptor stared hard at him. “I’ve seen your future, and it’s pitch black.” Xie Lian looked him straight in the eyes. “You must be mistaken. I only like to wear white.”

There he found a red umbrella leaning on the ground under the rain, like a lonesome, blooming crimson flower. He froze in surprise.

They won’t believe they can’t walk until they’ve fallen.”

“Please look here! There’s a Daoist here! I’m a Daoist!” Everyone turned to look at him, puzzled. “Aren’t you a street performer?!” Xie Lian explained politely, “That was only a side gig. Thank you.”

The crowd of ghosts hurriedly acquiesced. “Yes, sir! Chengzhu is absolutely correct. We’re shutting up. He’s not our great-uncle!”

For half my fate is in cultivation, and the other half, in you.”