Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 3
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I can not believe I’m siding with Qi Rong on this rn but yeah KILL THIS ASSHOLE
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“How are they different?” Qi Rong countered. “Aren’t they all people? Isn’t killing the same thing either way?”
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There’s actually no way he’s making sense rn. This is one of the most insane men to ever live and HE’S the one talking some sense into him
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Exceedingly hot and bothered,
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Hoping for a pic soon
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he felt up everywhere he shouldn’t,
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R u sure this is an accidentally
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I curse my dad often, and I suspect he may have died from my curses,
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I’m BEGGING someone get this man some therapy
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“He’s a little ugly, sure, but very obedient.”
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UGLY??? HE ALMOST GOT BEAT TO DEATH
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Ming Yi,
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OMG RARE MING YI APPEARNCE
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Qi Ying frequently beats up his own worshippers.”
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Best intro to this character and after seeing pics of him… I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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I don’t care what appearance you prefer; you must use your true form when you’re out!”
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Okay transphobe
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This is giving such “is my wife going to make it” “prolly not”
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So we’re just gonna skim past how much he’s dressed as a woman
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A grown man with a fulsome baby bump wasn’t the least bit funny to imagine.
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U just don’t understand
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Then he found himself caught by a pair of strong arms. One hand circled his waist, and the other grasped his chin. In the next second, something cold and soft covered his lips.
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OH DEAR LORD MY BONER IS HUGE
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Ghost Fetus Stolen
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Omg wild ass title
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“Paradise Manor is on fire!”
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Again? how often does this happen
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“Paradise Manor again?” Xie Lian blurted out,
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My exact thoughts were on the same page
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How come Paradise Manor gets set on fire every time I visit?
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LMAO PLEASE
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No, don’t turn into a woman either! Even in a woman’s form it’s equally disgraceful; change back right this instant!”
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Begging ur brother not to turn into a woman is so fucking funny
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“I said, the man is you!” Lan Chang declared.
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No way she’s accusing the 800 year old virgin of being her baby daddy. Please tell me he’s going to have to prove his virginity somehow
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It possesses a particular ability: should the blood of a virgin flow upon it, it shall not be stained but become brighter as it is washed. Take a drop of your blood and let it fall upon the blade, and we shall see the truth.”
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No way he actually has to prove his virginity in front of THE WHOLE COURT
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Eming Battles Ruoye
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Not the weapons having beef
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In that half a year, Xie Lian experienced not a single joyous occasion!
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That is so crazy embarrassing
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a death by a thousand cuts.
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Taylor swift reference?