Iris Kelly Doesn't Date (Bright Falls, #3)

by Ashley Herring Blake

She also had a tiny long-haired chihuahua named Apple, cementing their only A-names allowed household.

Apple😭😭

“Okay, by hookup I mean sharing a nice meal and going for a walk through the park, followed by a cuddle on the couch while watching While You Were Sleeping, possibly concluding with a little French kissing. You know, a Stevie-style hookup.”

this sounds ideal tbh

Stefania was beautiful and sexy and a complete disaster. Iris couldn’t walk away now if she tried.

She and Claire approached the table, holding hands and looking like they just spent a weekend under the spell of a forty-eight-hour orgasm.

LOLLL

Iris glared at Stevie with enough fire to reignite a dwindling star.

All the friends blinked as one, like some sort of weird groupthink.

Iris, Sex Goddess of Bright Falls.

💀

Stepping inside the Riveros’ house was always a stark reminder that no, rich people were not just like everyone else.

“What the fuck was that?” Delilah asked, ever the subtle one of their group.

octuple dates

friend group goals lol

Claire and Delilah were . . . well, they were part of the dry-humping scene on the dance floor, which was a little disturbing and also a complete delight.

😂😭

It was nearly three years ago that Delilah walked into their lives, a tangled mess, rough and sarcastic, and now Iris couldn’t imagine her life without her. Didn’t want to.

😭❤️

“As long as you all remember this blessed union started because I’m a nosy bitch who wants all of her friends to be happy and have regular access to great sex.”