More on this book
Community
Kindle Notes & Highlights
“You ass, you just randomly pulled those names from an Ikea catalog!”
Naturally, I was inspired by the Estonian agronomist Ingmar Saarsoo’s groundbreaking and influential 1923 research paper ‘The Effects of Introducing Organophosphate Fertilizers on Agricultural Production in the Lower Silesia Basin’.”
There were many options for designs in the foam, but none of them could be selected by the user, they were programmed by Skippy. That explained why my cappuccinos always had a middle finger, or a penis or a ‘DUH’ or some other insult in the foam. I noticed that women always got nice designs like hearts or flowers in the foam of their drinks. His continuing crush on Katie Frey was evident, in the increasingly elaborate artwork she got in her cappuccinos.
The A-Team sucked a lot less than I remembered. Maybe it was Skippy’s hilarious commentary, or how he perfectly overdubbed some of the dialog. Mister T’s classic line ‘I pity the fool’ became ‘I’m a pretty girl’, which, considering his gaudy jewelry, kind of made more sense. The A-Team emptied a whole crate of five point five six ammo at point-blank range without hitting anything, and that Starbuck guy got with the girl at the end. We all had great fun laughing at the team’s poor muzzle discipline and other screw-ups. Then it was time to resume blowing shit up for real.
Yes, I still can't believe how 4 former SF soldiers can't hit street thugs after shooting 200 rounds of ammo using a Ruger.
