“Theo’s gonna shit his pants.” Theo. Also known as Theodore Taylor. He might be my brother’s best friend, but he’s also LAU’s hockey captain and my arch-nemesis. Kind of. We used to be friends when we were little, but as soon as he saw me wear a dress, it was like a switch flipped, and he’s despised me ever since which, ya know, was great for a fifteen-year-old’s self-esteem.
