“You want to have fun causing trouble? Go online and start a credible rumor that Justin Beiber is going to play Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie.” I suggested. “Oooooh, good one! I knew there’s a reason I hang around you, Joe. Ok, I just put fourteen minutes of what looks like pirated studio footage online-” I slapped my forehead. “Oh my God, what have I done?” “And I released an FDA study that Vegemite works better than Viagra-” “Stop it! I’m taking a shower, try not to launch any nukes while I’m gone.” “You know I wouldn’t hurt anyone, Colonel Joe. Hmm, how about-” I shut the door and
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