Columbus Day (Expeditionary Force, #1)
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I was surprised that peacekeeping involved killing so many people, but it is what it is.
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Remember, foreigners are stupid, so you have to talk loud and slow so they will understand you.
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I spoke some broken Spanish, and had learned some useful phrases in Hausa and Yoruba when I was in Nigeria, but really, I wasn't even all that good at speaking American.
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A month after we pulled out of a third world area, the schools got burned out, the water system blown up, and the power lines stolen for scrap copper. Our politicians declared victory anyway, and moved onto the next crisis. Hooah.
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But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.”
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we had to call in the Air Force to resolve the situation diplomatically with napalm,
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"Fuck."