Columbus Day (Expeditionary Force, #1)
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if some idiot was taking potshots at me, I’d light him up with a rocket, too. I know, because I’d done the same thing in Nigeria.
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Xd
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before you take the magic carpet ride up into space.
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Space elevator
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"Your people who occupy my home town call me," she paused again, "the burgermeister."
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Burger masyer
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“Oh yeah, you cavemen have so much to be proud of. Me discover fire. Ow! Fire hot! Me hurt! Ow!”
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Skippy
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But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.”
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Skipppy 2
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“Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an insult to computers across the galaxy.”
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Vista
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That drew the attention of the raiding party, who gave our Kristang Employee Of The Year his reward, not in the form of cash or a prime parking space, but by concentrated fire from a half dozen combots.
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Employee or the year
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"And, uh, I'll need to find a charger," I said weakly. "No need," Skippy said, "I'm keeping it charged." "How?" I asked. He'd never said anything about that before. "Unicorns and fairy dust."
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Magic
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"As expected, it was epic, historic, galactic levels of suckitude.
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like the dog looking through the windshield, and you’re the dog hanging your head out the window. You’ll get a slightly better view, but you’re not going to understand it any better.”
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Dog view
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Grand Exalted Poohbah, or Bobo the Clown,
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