How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) (Monster Girlfriend, #1)
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Usually, when a piece of the Endless got that big, its goals involved breaking through to another dimension and turning the inhabitants into mindless thralls. And the dimension where these humans lived was a particular favourite. This did make it difficult for her to figure out what humans were like, given most of the memories involved screaming.
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“Oi!” she’d shouted, and kicked it for good measure. “Pick on something your own size!” It had. Hence, fireballs.
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His eyes glanced over Jonesy and came to rest on her with what she’d come to call the Wise Mentor Stare. It made him look like he had bad hay fever, and she had only ever seen him use it on female students and, occasionally, vending machines.