How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) (Monster Girlfriend, #1)

by Marie Cardno

And her body had too many eyes, too, if the two the newcomer had were the number people were meant to have.

Self conscious void monster being a sweet baby 🥺

This did make it difficult for her to figure out what humans were like, given most of the memories involved screaming.

Yeah that's fair

skeletons had to be private, or else why would they be so carefully wrapped up?

Can't argue with that logic!

It was all a bit Magic School Bus Explores the Digestive System,

How to describe the void 💀

Okay, so she’d hissed at Sian after she’d said hi, but not in a scary way.

Imma need a demonstration author pls