You Should Smile More

by Anastasia Ryan

Turns out a degree in Latin wasn’t the key to financial success.

homo doctus in se semper divitias habet. A learned person always has wealth inside himself.

“I can’t believe my baby girl had to work for such a bony-eared assfish.”

Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt. —Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit. One day, it may please us to remember even these things.

Dum spiro spero. Where there is life, there is hope.

There are not more than five musical notes, yet the combinations of these five give rise to more melodies than can ever be heard. —Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Sometimes the only thing you can control is how much you drink,”

Morituri te salutamus. We who are about to die salute you.