“I’ve been thinking about what I could do for the next nine months, and there are only really two things I’m interested in.” “What are they?” “Being your PA and making cocktails.” “My PA?” I frown. “Pussy attendant.” I giggle. “Oh, I do like the sound of that.” “Do you pay bonuses?” he asks. “I pay in orgasms.” He chuckles and taps his glass with mine. “My favorite currency.”

