(Their attempts at home repair result in the toilet overflowing.) NILES The plumber has been called, the wine is properly chilled, suddenly my world makes sense again. FRASIER We’ve had a tough day, tangled with a little pipe and porcelain. Now it’s Montrachet time. NILES Oh, when you think about it, our only mistake today was trying to fix that toilet ourselves. FRASIER Yes, we tampered with the natural order of things. NILES But now order has been restored. By hiring a plumber, that plumber can now afford, say, a Dolly Parton album. His part in it can finance a national tour, which will, of
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