“Thank you, Elsie. For understanding and not thinking I am a gigantic douchey mama’s boy.” “You’re not scared your mom will be mad at you,” I said. “That would make you a gigantic douchey mama’s boy. You’re just scared to hurt her feelings. That makes you sensitive. And it’s one of the reasons I love you.” “And the fact that you understand that about me and it’s a reason you love me, makes you the coolest girl in the world,”