Chris thinks psychics are bullshit. But he doesn’t want to piss Laura off, so he plays along when she brings over one of her friends from the coven for a “reading.” “Gwendolyn is wonderful,” Laura said. “She predicted that I’d meet you.” Yeah, Chris thought, she probably said that you’d meet a man, which, given your sexual history, was a high-probability bet. Chris would take that number and give points.

