How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager (Guides for Dating Vampires, #1)

by D.N. Bryn

Vincent hadn’t realized it was possible to have horny nightmares, but after the fireman encounter he didn’t sleep through the day for a month.

Unlike some people, I have a job, therefore I receive money.”

while also telling you he’d thought you were a weird, lonely vampire even before you became a weird, lonely vampire?

Am I just making this worse? I’m just making this worse. Shutting up now.”

“I will throw your ass into the sun first.” “I won the bet. It’s my choice. Besides, the sun doesn’t come up for another…” “You know what, Vinny?” “Yes?” “I think I kind of hate you.”