How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager (Guides for Dating Vampires, #1)

by D.N. Bryn

politely depressed vampires weren’t also a stereotype.

Not that he would ever tell that to a therapist, despite being pretty sure it was what they were for. Who knew what kind of clauses they had for a patient planning to turn the vampire giving him weird wet dreams over to the pharmaceutical company who probably killed his mother.

Because if my existence starts hurting anyone but myself, then maybe I don’t deserve to exist at all.”

“Pretty sure there’s lots of rich people with books on dating.” “Yeah but they’re all straight and white and mostly wrong, so they don’t count.”

“You know, this is the first place that’s felt like a home to me in a long time. In forever, really. But since you’ve been gone, it’s just a house again.”