How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager (Guides for Dating Vampires, #1)

by D.N. Bryn

If someone could come stake him right there, he’d probably say thank you and have a nice day after.

oh worm

Vincent couldn’t find a courteous way to say no it just makes me want to suck on your fingers so he opted for, “I’m Vincent.”

king

“I got turned in college.” “Rough.”

fax

I told you a vampire has literally been biting me at night and you want to know about my circadian rhythm?

ppl would be worried abt my circadian rhythm even if i messaged this