KendallCanoodles Dude, if there is a mystery neck-nomming vampire, then I wager a hundred bucks that you can’t get them to go with you to that research job thing.
Not that he would ever tell that to a therapist, despite being pretty sure it was what they were for. Who knew what kind of clauses they had for a patient planning to turn the vampire giving him weird wet dreams over to the pharmaceutical company who probably killed his mother.