How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager (Guides for Dating Vampires, #1)

by D.N. Bryn

“You, Wesley, want to be in love with what you do. You want it to give you fluttery heart feelings and raise your dick at night. Which is why you need a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. You have so many options! At this very moment, you could be out falling in love with literally anyone.” “That’s literally not what bisexuality means and you know it,” Wes grumbled.

Aw how cute, you care.

“Don’t you fucking dare.”

“The only consequence you deserve, Wes, is therapy.”