Endless Terrors (Fortuna Sworn, #5)
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Collith moved. Completely disregarding the knife—acting as if it wasn’t there at all, in fact—he leaned down and kissed me.
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starting this off the right way yep
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Don’t give up on me, okay? Never.
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i need a collith.
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We’re both cuddling the same girl in a very small, very lumpy bed. That seems like a friendly pastime.”
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honestly the most wholesome bro moment ever
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“What is it with bad guys and the three-day deadline? And if I don’t accept your insane deal?” I demanded, taking a half step forward. “What then?”
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SHE IS SO REAL FOR THIS
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“When we kiss, Fortuna Sworn, it will be because you want to,” Lucifer said.
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oh screw you for being a man of honour
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“Big mistakes make the best stories, anyway.” Now I did smile back; it was impossible
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“Have I ever mentioned that you have great hair? Like, seriously great. Beautiful, really.” “Yes, I am vain enough that flattery would usually work. Not this time, however. No matter how sad you sound, my lady. I’m not a free cleaning service you can summon whenever you have need of one.”
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I LOVE LAURIE THE PROFESSIONAL BODY CLEANING SERVICE
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“I’ve taught you so well. Is this what pride feels like?”
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me fr
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“Okay, just how old are you two?” I interjected.
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thats actually a great question
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We’re fortunate that you awoke in one of the seven cities. Imagine if you’d landed in the Waste.”
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this had no right being this funny
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Roger? The devil’s most trusted demon was named Roger?
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GOODBYE HAHAHAHA
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Getting kicked out of Heaven had just been the prologue.
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bros life could be its own spinoff no joke
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I’ll count to three, all right? One…” She yanked it out. My entire body jerked, and agony blazed through me. “Son of a bitch. You fucking liar! You said you would count to three!”
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every medical procedure ever