“Wow,” she finally breathes out. “I don’t even know what half of those mean.” “Which ones? I’ll happily explain.” “No, thanks. You’ll probably end up trying them on me.” “Not if you’re not interested.” “Are you serious?” “You really need to quit the habit of questioning everything I say.” She shifts from one foot to the other. “I’m just surprised you’d willingly forgo the chance of trying those kinks on me.” “I don’t need kinks when I’m with you.” She pauses. I pause. The whole world fucking pauses. That’s right. I don’t.