have no doubt that she saw my post on Instagram and decided to come up with her dull ‘My type’ painting. Since then, I’ve been considering creating a thousand Instagram accounts just so I can report it and have it taken down.
She chokes and I retrieve a bottle of water, uncap it, and give it to her. I pat her back as she drinks. “I know you’re touched, but you have to keep it together, baby.”
“He took some time off to volunteer in human rights organizations in Africa.” “You even keep up with his life. Go on, give me more reasons to engrave him on my shit list.”
when he’s not talking about the inside of bodies he has a great sense of humor!
“You…really quit because of me?” “Sure did. Second-hand smoke is a serious threat to your health.” “You’re more of a serious threat to my health.” “Too bad you can’t quit me.”