“Bree, my best friend, I love you. We haven’t been together very long, but we’ve also been together for years. Will you marry me? Will you let me love you every day from now on? Will you finally move out of your shitty apartment and into mine?” I laugh. “This is all just a ploy to get me away from the mold, isn’t it?” “It’s the only way you’ll allow it.” “You’re so good at loopholes.”
