A Mage's Guide to Aussie Terrors (R'iyah Family Archives #2)

by A.J. Sherwood

He’d managed a cat nap once in his adult life. It had been about two years in to him and Garen dating. He’d had a Frappuccino, done the Spartan race, sexed up Garen for a very fun few hours, and eventually he’d dozed off for a cat nap. Then woke up and sexed up Garen some more.

“You know…this is a crocodile tour boat we’re on.” Why was Wicky stating the obvious? “Yes…?” “Which means there are crocodiles in this river. With all that body armor he’s in, I doubt Spencer can swim well. If you need my help accidentally bumping him over the side, I’m here for you, buddy. It’s all I’m saying.”

“Stabitha and Slashley are bored and want to play. We’ll just take them for a quick sparring match.”

“You’ve already forgotten, haven’t you?” “In my defense, I’ve slept since then.”

“Reject diplomacy. Embrace bonk.”

Garen grumbled something about Bel spoiling him. Nico didn’t even try to correct him. He enjoyed the spoiling very much, thank you. Besides, it was a division of labor. Nico bonked things. Bel wrote up the reports about it. Fair was fair. This did not come under the heading of bonk, thereby was not his job.

the past several days have been like a bad movie. Movie title being: The Good, the Bad, and the Fuck Spencer.”