A Mage's Guide to Aussie Terrors (R'iyah Family Archives #2)
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“Michigan won’t survive if you two are neighbors.
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Mobius, you rat us out on this, I will forget to plug you in for a week, don’t think I won’t.” Mobius made the sad two-beep sound like R2-D2. “And use your words, dammit. I just bought you the Samuel L. Jackson voice package. You said you wanted that one.” “Motherfucker,” Mobius chimed in helpfully.
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No one wanted him to have much sugar, the meanies.
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“Nico, keep in mind that if you get injured on this job, neither of us will let you play alone with a swamp monster ever again.”
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“What are you going to conjure?” “What’s the biggest, baddest lizard you can think of?” “Godzilla,” Nico answered promptly. “Exactly.”
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Nico felt like several of his childhood fantasies were about to come true, all at once. He got to fight Godzilla with a lightsaber. What child didn’t fantasize about that?
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“You couldn’t hack it, Soldier.”
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Ouchie. You don't refer to a Marine as soldier. That's Army terms and fighting words. A Marine is a Marine. Forever. There is no former Marine. They may leave service but they are a Marine till they die. It's a big pride thing for them. I'm married to one. I've heard the speeches ad nauseam from his and his friends he was in with lol.
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“Stabitha and Slashley are bored and want to play. We’ll just take them for a quick sparring match.”
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Oh, god. Wicky had now taken this as a challenge. They were doomed.
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Oh god, these two were already on a roll. Garen tried to divert them. “How about we try for some diplomacy?” Nico tsked him, wagging a finger. “Reject diplomacy. Embrace bonk.” Right on the same page, Wicky nodded in approval. “This falls under the heading of bonk, so I must support.”
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Nico bonked things. Bel wrote up the reports about it. Fair was fair. This did not come under the heading of bonk, thereby was not his job.
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Oh. Well, when put that way, sure. Nico’s excitement rose. “That means you’ll be nearby to play with me.” “Hell yeah, man.” Visions of things they could do danced through Nico’s head. His voice turned dreamy. “We’re going to get into so much trouble together.”
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Nico saw evidence of shedding, as there were massive skins tucked along the side,
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Amphibians molt. But most consume the skin to replace the protein lost from being unable to eat during molting. Amphibian molting and reptile molting are slightly different from each other.
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“How was the cave, Tigger?” “Boring as fuck, man. Bel only let me in there because he knew there was absolutely no danger, am I right?” “Sounds like him.” “You’re all killjoys, I hope you realize this.” “It’s a grave sin of ours that we’ll repent for. Eventually.