A Mage's Guide to Aussie Terrors (R'iyah Family Archives #2)

by A.J. Sherwood

Every government agency’s database needed a serious overhaul. It was a universal truth.

He got to fight Godzilla with a lightsaber.

Spencer would do the world a favor when he stopped breathing. Really, he’d be more use as crocodile food than walking around taking up valuable oxygen.

This was Australia, land of things that wanted to kill you, right? Surely Nico could arrange an unfortunate training accident without too much trouble.

Right, so what was the deadliest creature in northern Australia? That Nico could use for an assassination attempt? Google surely knew this answer.

Come on, Australia, do your job. Nico needed something killed.

It was a magical lightsaber that was awesome and stabbity. What else was Nico supposed to do? Let it languish about being nameless? For shame!

As much as Nico wanted to fight a kangaroo, he was also very ready to get out of Australia.

“I probably did whatever you’re blaming me for, but there’s no need to call me out about it in front of a witness.”