Ladies, gentlemen, and gentlefolk, they finally had the answer. What did it take to tire Nico out to the point he wanted caffeine? Well, you had to take him on an evening date, sex him up, then take him on an international trip that meant sixteen hours on various planes, plus the three hours in a car to get to those planes. In short, you had to keep him up at least thirty-eight hours. And to think, the Army thought putting this man behind a desk forty hours a week was a good idea.
