“Now where do you want me?” “Just like… here, I’ll sit down, and you lie down and like… put your head on my lap,” Bishop decides. The position sounds weird, but I lie down and set my head on his lap in what has to be the most awkward position to ever eat a donut. “I feel like I should have finished my donut first. Like you can’t even put me to sleep while I’m still eating, but it’s too late. Do I sit back up? Do I just gaze awkwardly up into your eyes while eating?” “You’re the one crawling into my lap.” “You told me to,” I say before finishing off the donut. “What’s jabbing me in the ear?”
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