“You look very nice,” Alex says before I can say the same about him. “You do too,” I say. “You sure I don’t look like a blueberry?” “Blueberries often do look quite sexy in my eyes,” he teases. “Oh yeah? You wanna do dirty, dirty things to those blueberries?” He’s laughing now. “So dirty. But alas, you just look like a human wearing a blue shirt.”
