I hook her leg with my foot and her arm with my hand so I can yank her onto the bed with me. I put her in a chokehold. “You give?” “No!” she cries as she struggles against me to no avail. “Fine!” I turn the choke into a hug. “Oh, I remember when you were little and cute, and I’d cuddle you and then you’d jab me in the eyeball and laugh and laugh. You thought it was the best thing ever to blind me.” “You’re making me sound like a monster!” “You were a monster, but you were cute, so I let you get away with it,” I say.
