I head back to my office and pull out my phone. Me: I just adulted so hard, you’d be proud of me. Alex: Yeah? Did you learn how to turn on the oven? Me: … Me: Not yet. Alex: What about the washing machine? Tackle that bad boy yet? Me: How did this turn violent toward me? Alex: Did you unwrap your own silverware? Me: You are a monster. Alex: You like it and you know it. So? What’d you do?
