“If I show you my bedroom again, are you going to get all dramatic and red like last time and have to go to urgent care?” “I’ll think about it… Hey, you wanna get stabbed in the ass this time or want me to?” I start laughing. “Alex…” “I mean… don’t get me wrong, she was a pretty doctor. I just think I’d rather Doctor King stab me in the ass if anyone’s going to,” he says, giving me a wink. “Unless you want to be stabbed in the ass? I don’t mind being your doctor. Hold on… is Iris gone? I feel a little uncomfortable talking like this if she’s still here.” “She’s gone. You’re free to carry on
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