“Are you telling me everyone is going commando here? Not just me and Righteous?” I goggled my eyes at her. “There’s no underwear in Sanctuary… at all? I mean, I figured they just weren’t wasting any on me, what with my smut and all.” “You peeked at Righteous?” She smirked when I stammered and covered my cheeks with my glittery hands. “Don’t act innocent. You’re the one who called it the Loch Ness monster.” She had me there. “I assume he had underwear at some point. It’s just that he’s such an uptight ashhole, his tighty whities probably got sucked up inside him.”
