Lost Feather (The Forgotten Angel, #1)

by Merri Bright

Oh, crud. Did he know about my orc porn?

Lollll

“I’ll be back, my darling,” I promised the mattress, running one greasy hand over the sheets. “I’ll be clean and perfect for you. I never thought I’d meet a bed like you, never imagined how it could feel. I’ll return and we’ll spend many long, passionate nights together. No, don’t pull me back in. I promise, I won’t even wear a toga thing. It’ll just be my skin on your—”

LOL FELT

I’m afraid I might have said something wrong.” Her eyebrows furrowed. “Like what?” “Oh… things,” I mumbled. “Might’ve called him a snack. Came close to calling him Daddy.”

I would buy a time share from that voice. I would tell it my social security number and my mother’s maiden name. I would donate a kidney, maybe even one I was still using.