I like that astrology transcends gender, class, and race. The stars don’t care that I grew up in a shitty suburb and didn’t go to college. The point is I’m a Scorpio, the same sign as Winona Ryder. I also like that astrology allows me to skip the bullshit and dive right into the mess of the human condition. I mean, astrology is bullshit. But it’s a more interesting type of bullshit than the average bullshit—your job, your car, your siblings … like I care. I want to know if you struggle with control issues or are prone to hysteria.
