Today is a day of marvelous firsts. I’ve never gone on a first date with a girl twice in one week before. But here we are, and I’m Stacy. She’s my daughter Chelsea, and I love her, and now she’s in our dearly departed one-night-stand’s hotel suite, and we’re alone. We’re just mother and daughter, and I’m gonna take care of her.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
