The Haar

by David Sodergren

Muriel Margaret McAuley was eighty-four years old the first time she saw a man turned inside-out by a sea monster.

Great opening line.

“Young people have to leave the past behind if they ever wish to grow up,”

“My cock!” he shouted. “My fucking cock!” As last words went, they may not have been profound, but they were certainly appropriate.

“If you love someone, tell them. Tell them every day. Never let them forget. And if they go away for a while, never forget them. They can come back, Jack. They can come back.”

left over from when they had somehow locked themselves out of the house in the rain while walking their beloved pug, Bianca Del Rio.

F*** yes bianca making a cameo