The Haar

by David Sodergren

So aye, it’s fair to say it took more than a little blood to turn Muriel McAuley’s cast-iron stomach. In fact, the only thing Muriel couldn’t abide — that really, truly nauseated her — were stuck-up wee arseholes in suits telling her what to do.

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“I’ve been called a lot worse than a fool over the years, young lady. In fact, I think I’ve been called every name under the sun, and by people I respect a lot more than you.

“Young people have to leave the past behind if they ever wish to grow up,”