The Haar

by David Sodergren

As Tommy’s internal organs started to liquify, he emitted a thin, high-pitched whine. Through the translucent skin of the creature, he could see his penis crumbling to pieces and drifting through the murky body of the thing that clung to him, destroying him, killing him. “My cock!” he shouted. “My fucking cock!” As last words went, they may not have been profound, but they were certainly appropriate.

Hilariously terrifying

“I ate a jester once,” he said in response. “He tasted funny.”